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ofdirtandbones:

Subtypes of Gremlins

Soft Gremlin :

• Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, ✨sparkles✨ and angel wings
• Sanrio memes
• Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals
• Too many plushies
• Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals
• Goes from “I am baby” to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies
• Friend with the angels and kid people

Kool Gremlin:

• Worms on a string and plastic babies
• Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks 😎
• Collects trash
• Screeches to assert dominance
• Dyed hair
• Possum, rats and raccoons
• All of their plants die
• Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard
• Cereals on the floor at 3 am
• Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends

Forest Gremlin :

• NO SHOES
• Loves mud
• Eats dirts
• Worms are cute
• Friend with all the animals, bugs included 🐛🐌
• Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs
• BONES 🦴
• Baths in rivers
• Catches the rain in their mouth
• Covered in band aids
• Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS
• Blanket forts
• Camping ! 🏕
• Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals

Ocean Gremlin:

• Sea shells everywhere 🐚
• Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz
• Crabs are god 🦀
• Doesn’t mind the sand in their mouth anymore
• Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child
• Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long 🌊
• Licks the salt off their skin
• Weird sand castles 🏰
• Edible algae in their food
• Their nemesis are the seagulls
• Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids

House Gremlins :

• Too many plants 🌱
• Diys with trash
• Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?
• Drinks too much tea ☕️
• Collects buttons and ceramic figurines
• Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent
• Will bake cookies 🍪 and eat them all immediately
• Weird noises to communicate
• Friend with the grandparentcore children

Engine Gremlin:

• Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not ⚙️
• Steampunk glasses
• Open things to see how they work but can’t reassemble them
• Metal shinies
• Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever
• Robots are baby 🤖
• Friend with the steampunk punky punks

englishaesthetic:

Cherries are coming 🍒🍒

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jannebalestraseyebrows:

jared kleinman is important and not just ‘kinky!/lov the cronch’
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